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Hey, everyone! Gather 'round!
Apr. 3rd, 2005 10:06 amI'm having a party today! And you're all invited!
Today is a Very Special Day, after all. Would you like to know why?
I think I'll tell you why!
Four thousand years of familial history ended today. A line that stretched back all the way to the Caesears, broken. A despicable and miserable little man got exactly what he deserved in life.
That despicable and miserable little man was, of course, my ownfather progenitor.
So let's party! The de la Rocha line is ended, the threat has passed, the end is nigh! You won't have to worry anymore. You can all sleep a little better at night, breathe a little easier. The boogeyman won't be there to snatch you away any more! He won't be there to give shelter to the Rom any more, or pass money, food, and weapons to the embittered indigenous and/or oppressed peoples of the world. So sorry, Basques, you'll just have to be wiped off the map now! So come on, let's sit Seder and remember the old bastard the way he was meant to be remembered! With invective and curses upon him to the end of time! There won't be any more de la Rochas to despoil your daughters, your nieces, your sisters, your girlfriends, or your wives!
So who's with me? We'll have cake and cookies and punch!
What's this, you say? I'm a de la Rocha, so the line can't be broken?
BZZT! Wrong! Thanks for playing, though!
See, he cast me out. Threw me away, made me into people just like you! I may still call myself a de la Rocha, but I'm not. I should pick a new name now, I suppose. Anyone have any suggestions?
I'll see you all in the Box!
Today is a Very Special Day, after all. Would you like to know why?
I think I'll tell you why!
Four thousand years of familial history ended today. A line that stretched back all the way to the Caesears, broken. A despicable and miserable little man got exactly what he deserved in life.
That despicable and miserable little man was, of course, my own
So let's party! The de la Rocha line is ended, the threat has passed, the end is nigh! You won't have to worry anymore. You can all sleep a little better at night, breathe a little easier. The boogeyman won't be there to snatch you away any more! He won't be there to give shelter to the Rom any more, or pass money, food, and weapons to the embittered indigenous and/or oppressed peoples of the world. So sorry, Basques, you'll just have to be wiped off the map now! So come on, let's sit Seder and remember the old bastard the way he was meant to be remembered! With invective and curses upon him to the end of time! There won't be any more de la Rochas to despoil your daughters, your nieces, your sisters, your girlfriends, or your wives!
So who's with me? We'll have cake and cookies and punch!
What's this, you say? I'm a de la Rocha, so the line can't be broken?
BZZT! Wrong! Thanks for playing, though!
See, he cast me out. Threw me away, made me into people just like you! I may still call myself a de la Rocha, but I'm not. I should pick a new name now, I suppose. Anyone have any suggestions?
I'll see you all in the Box!
